Finally Andy Richter

It’s been a long wait. Andy wants me to write down that he thinks I’m doing a great job.

Thank you.

It’s such filthy work.

“But it’s necessary.”

I constantly have a stomach ache just at the idea of what that insane freak is doing to all of you and children and I know it’s the tip of the iceberg with her and that you are all trying to spare me the details so I can survive this nightmare.

I never thought I would really find out who was doing all this to me but I’m proving the identity of my torturer and of course I’m 1 of many. We should be uniting against her now.

“I agree. Keep pushing and I will too.”

Please do every thing to undermine and sabotage this monster. She relies on others for all. She is 1 of those conceited creeps that every 1 hates. Do not enable her please.

“She is garbage.”

I must note that Richter means Judge in the language I’m always trying to learn - German.

Andy is so mad. Elvis is so mad. I’m furious. What’s gonna happen??

“We’ll see.”

I feel bad I have to admit I did not watch this.

“You were obsessed with Conan, not me.”

I can’t believe you guys knows me!!

Does the premise of this show have something to do with me??

“Yes it has everything to do with you.”

Do I have the power to eliminate satanic ritual abuse??

“Yes. You just have to keep listening to Elvis. Keep it up.”

Andy was definitely setting this up.

“Definitely.”

Andy is telling me he is a musician.

“You know Conan is 1.”

All this seething resentment. So much sand in my eyes. Please understand.

Andy is on a mission from God.

“Yes and you are too.”