Ed O'Neill

“They are freaking out. You have know idea. They don’t have enough crooks standing by their phones to send out to suppress all of us if we revolt at the same time. They know that and so do we.“

Ed is very famous for playing a shoe salesman. What does a shoe salesman do?? He sends everyone out walking but he stays put.

Here are 2 Kids In The Hall examples of the suppressed shoe salesman idea. Please refer to the recent David Cross post for another example.

“The secret society monsters who own us have been trying to figure out how to throw the public at us for quite some time but there was no way for them to accomplish this unless they managed to get you under control. Hence D’s unending obsession with stealing everything from you and destroying your life. Now that she has put so much effort into enraging you & US she can sit there and wonder where this is going in between her phone calls.”