Complicated TORTURED Jim Cramer

Once D chased me off from any hope in this world or anything like that, I turned in desperation to Jim Cramer for help. I understood my college debt was yet another trap into which I had fallen. The mafia warden in my life paid for everyone’s college but mine - which I’m sure was to build up resentment in me and to keep me trapped.

So I hatched a scheme to pay it off with stock marketing gambling from a dark net venture which was extremely successful in many ways. My identity there led to this beast shaking things up right now.

I listened over and over to Cramer’s audiobooks. While yes, he did mix in some BS - he is the one who got me to see that I could take on finance. I did gamble very big and I did get that college loan gone.

Please forgive him. He is doing what he can to turn this around. There are calls for revolution all over this image.