Rachel Dratch Presents . . . .

Rachel is also telling me they are “losing it” because I’m so accurate. D probably thought no 1 would expect is was the boring dope at the piano pretending to be famous and a mother who is behind the school shootings and constantly plotting wars - but it is. D has that she doesn’t look the part of mafia kingpin. She also doesn’t have the others skills or abilities needed for that job - heinous as it is.

O Declan died from handling parasitic pig droppings. HOW INTERESTING. Some might call D a handler warpig who is a parasite. Another example that this D story is not coming from me but I agree with what these luminaries are doing very much.