What else would D’s spy agency be expected to do when artists have so successfully launched a serious plot against them?

Popular musicians are in a cartel where they are forced to lie or else but no one could stop them from sneaking out my terrible true story across so many different songs from various countries. It seems I am the last to know but it must be that my higher self has been reaching out to them and she even kept me in the dark to pull off her art project. Everybody knows I can’t keep a secret.