Suspect My Tears by Napoleon Dynamite

Is this yet another song about a handler? I’ve had to put myself basically in isolation to avoid getting one put on me. They’ve sent me so many, it looks like a parade of them. Everybody has something they really really want but what I want - they have no means to dangle that carrot in front of me. I want my other half. That’s what my life and this project has always been about. No handier has the ability to pretend to offer that to me which is why I can still speak freely - unlike the ones who got caught. The richest ones in the world KNOW that I have a massive vault of lawsuits and lots of strong allies in the very jurisdiction where they like to “summer”. Running a monopoly on media in the United States is ILLEGAL. I was there standing on the sidelines watching it happen right before they did the 911 death ritual.

Suspect My Tears lyrics

Do you remember how to say please?
You've had your own way for such a long time
Your lashes sweep down, I dry your cheek
You think I'm powerless when you speak
You may have something, I don't deny
You look so beautiful when you cry

If I seem unconcerned
Perhaps it's time you learned

I'll cry until you suspect my tears
I'll cry until you suspect my tears
You're not the only one who can turn it on
When oh when you need it

Do you remember how bad it felt?
Big eyes would fill up, your lip would tremble
You want to hurt me, but then you melt
You always promise to lose control

I learned the trick that you used to play
I'm tired of you having it your own way
With the power to persuade
Beginning to cascade

I'll cry until you suspect my tears
I'll cry until you suspect my tears
You're not the only one who can turn it on
When oh when you need it

If you hear me weeping
I may be cheating or just laughing inside
If you're suspicious
That I'm sly and vicious
Here's your chance to decide
Two hypocrites collide

I'll cry until you suspect my tears
I'll cry until you suspect my tears
You're not the only one who can turn it on
When oh when you need it
Oh when you need it

I'll cry until you suspect my tears
I'll cry until you suspect my tears
You're not the only one who can turn it on
When oh when you need it
Oh when you need it

I'll cry until you suspect my tears
I'll cry until you suspect my tears
I'll cry until you suspect my tears
I'll cry until you suspect my tears