Ode To Recovery by The Imposter who we think might actually be Napoleon Dynamite

I hope we will all support and protect him because he is a credit to humanity. He has done a lot of rebelling and it’s this larger rebellion (Thank you!) that has been holding the “spy system” off from getting to shed the rivers of blood that they have been pushing us to make flow via a monopolized media.

I can’t believe they tried getting me to become a Trump shill. It was so obvious what they were up to and I couldn’t believe they thought I would just jump at the hope of a gofundme bribery account, some coverage from shills and the hope of a book deal. I had book deals and very very fancy media jobs on carrots dangling before me everywhere I could look. I knew those carrots were just “them” trying to put a handler on me. See how it works?

They think so little of us. I HOPE we will prove that we are not as jaw droppingly stupid as they seem to think we are. Your choices will determine our future.