Opportunity by Napoleon Dynamite

That spy system . . . Some of us are plagued by them. I keep the light around me and they are free to show themselves whenever they please. Bringing up 911 always made them recoil for me whenever they starting reaching out their claws. That one particular operation of theirs would be really easy to try and convict in a genuine court of law. It was a very botched “job”. Our only way of saving ourselves is by uniting. They have a dream and they don’t see us here anymore in it. The elites are being set up just like the rest of us are.

Opportunity lyrics

Born in the middle of a second big baby boom
Those noisy boys just might have spoken up too soon
Now I'm looking for a little girl, I wonder where she's gone
Big money for families having more than one

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Opportunity, opportunity
This is your big opportunity
They shop around
follow you without a sound
Whatever you do now
Don't turn around

Whatever happened to the pride of the nation?
They say, "just wait until you break formation"
She was sitting pretty on a velvet cushion
But her bedroom eyes were like a button she was pushing
She said, "When they get to Dover they'll be be taking over"
I said I'd come to her defense and then she pulled me over

[Chorus]

I'm in the foxhole, I'm down in the trench
I'd be a hero but I can't stand the stench
The Fitness Institute was full of General Motormen
And the "Hello House of Beauty" wouldn't stand a chance with them
The chairman of this boredom is a compliment collector
I'd like to be his funeral director

[Chorus]
Please don't turn around...

This empire is a giant Ponzi scheme.

Mutually assured destruction blackmail is what keeps it going. Blackmailed people need to move on anyway if they want to get free.

The past can’t be changed, let’s move on anyway.

We can co-create a new paradigm.