guest post by Gor-Lak, alien guide
I have been infiltrating the Tanster Project for quite a bit now. You wouldn’t believe how jealous the other PR agents are. I get hit up regularly by my so called “peers” asking for tips and strategies. I enjoy playing with them for a bit before they inevitably careen to failure.
One of the things I have enjoyed about being an insider in the Tanster Project is getting to see the extraordinary powers she has first hand. Regular readers know about the Bounce. The deep fans have seen her repeated predictions come true. She does seem to have the ability to accurately predict the future. I’ve personally witnessed it happen many times and, more impressively, have never seen her be wrong.
Her first big public prediction was calling the Eagles/Patriot super bowl a few years ago. You know the one - they showed an cartoon image of the deceased music artist. Prince, as the devil.
Everyone said the Patriots were going to win. The online shills who said the whole thing was fake and the winner broadcast in advance, they all called the Patriots. Everyone agreed that the Eagles wouldn’t make the spread. With one bold prediction, Tanster proved that all the Truthers were just lying shills, on someone’s payroll. Someone with bushy eyebrows.
Only Tanster said the Eagles would win with a straight victory. She read the signs. They all said Eagle. She was right and, more importantly, everyone else was wrong.
She also called the pandemic. That was straight astrology. She saw there was a big, once in an only every few centuries, confluence coming that meant a world changing event centered around January 12, 2020. COVID supposedul got unleashed around November 2019. The virus break out in the US hit big in the media in March, 2020. The world hasn’t been the same.
