The dark occultists are after me. I’ve got proof.

Apparently I’ve been using “fondant turds” on the cake that I’ve been developing.

 

Like Napoleon before me I respect all opinions that are sincere and not paid for by shadowy influences. After someone insulted my cake someone else called me misleading for identifying this cake as a rainbow buttercream idea. I looked at the accounts of my accusers, they were talking about doing their rituals with more vigor. I’m saying they and their because I have no way to guess this person’s gender.

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Look at what type targets my project. I know they don’t like being called satanists but (if the shoe fits) the satanists have been after me and I’ve been showing it. They seem like they’re getting sloppy out of their desperation to harass my project. I’m doing the hero’s journey. Only with the participation of dark villains can I continue my hero’s journey. In that sense they work for me free of charge. Thank you villains.

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