Debbie Ann created a comical list which is probably just funny because it’s so True:
”You might be a narcissist if”
Here’s a simple checklist I’ve made that you might want to look at that can determine a few traits:
- If EVERY woman you’ve ever dated turned out to be a psycho, a lunatic, crazy, a stalker or just plain old obsessed with your unimpressive self…You Might Be a Narcissist.
- If all you’ve ever had to do from one relationship to the next is deceptively promise the world and then expect the universe back….You Might Be a Narcissist.
- If by some heavenly reason you have special powers which you believe absolve you from any kind of accountability on your end whatsoever…You Might Be a Narcissist.
- If shampoo, rinse, repeat, then discard remind you of your entire dating history script…You Might Be a Narcissist.
- If the vacuum is not the only thing that does any hoovering in your life…You Might Be a Narcissist.
- If discussions with you involve a circular shape and a never ending bowl of word salad…You Might Be a Narcissist.
- If you’re an overweight, balding, middle-aged man with a speech impediment, a hammertoe, and a serious case of halitosis, but are convinced that college girls want your body…You Might Be a Narcissist.
- If you don’t understand the concept of actions not words since you have never introduced the two into your daily regimen..You Might Be a Narcissist.
- If your lifes motto is if you can’t dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit, and you have been doing just that most of your adult life and see no harm no foul in it…You Might Be a Narcissist. (or a used car dealer, just to be fair).
- If you’re in constant competition with your significant other over such trivial matters as who folds the towels in a far superior fashion, and so you always win since you’re the judge anyway…You Might Be a Narcissist.
- If you have no conceivable idea as to who what why or how the law of reciprocity even exists….You Might Be a Narcissist.
- If you can unwittingly change horses in mid stream and denounce the very same topic you applauded 30 seconds ago then deny you said either one…You Might Be a Narcissist.
- If you consider yourself a jack of all trades but you are a master of none and still insist upon being heralded the ultimate supreme all knowing overlord regardless…You Might Be a Narcissist.
So, yeah, check a few of those and see if they ring any type of bells, and we can go from there.
